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Psychologica Belgica is a peer-reviewed, open access academic journal of psychology. It is published by Ubiquity Press and is the official journal of the Belgian Association for Psychological Sciences. The current editor-in-chief is Ruth Krebs.
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Jordan Jamal Jefferson is an American former professional football quarterback. He was signed by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as an undrafted free agent in 2012. Jefferson played college football for the LSU Tigers from 2008 to 2011.
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