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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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